GoFundMe Launched for UNC's "Triumphant Brohemians" who Defended American Flag

America is already great

Amidst the insanity of illegal Palestinian tent cities cropping up across America, one of the rare beacons of light occurred at the University of North Carolina’s Chapel Hill campus, where a group of frat stars restored the American flag to its rightful place, after DEIntifada lunatics replaced it with a Palestinian flag.

Now, these American heroes–lauded as “brohemians” by some, are poised to host the greatest frat party of all time. A man named John Noonan started one of the most iconic fundraising pages I’ve ever read, which is already approaching its $15,000 goal quickly. 

“Commie losers across the country have invaded college campuses to make dumb demands of weak University Administrators,” Noonan wrote. In under an hour, Americans have already donated thousands of dollars, which will presumably be spent on endless kegs and tins of Zyn. Perhaps, in fact, some of these frat stars can team up with the GOP-led effort to “save our pouches.”

(READ: Exclusive: Republicans Launch "Save Our Pouches" Group)

The rest of the fundraiser is iconic as well, reading:

But amidst the chaos, the screaming, the anti-semitism, the hatred of faith and flag, stood a platoon of American heroes. Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde -- laughing at their shrieks and wails and shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles.

These boys... no, men, of the UNC Chapel Hill Pi Kappa Phi, gave the best to America and now they deserve the best.

Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve, a party worth of the boat-shoed Broleteriat who did their country proud.

Their GoFundMe is racking up some heavy hitters already. Will Scharf, one of President Donald Trump’s lawyers, who is simultaneously mounting a bid to be Missouri’s next attorney general, is one of the top donors.

While diploma mills like Harvard have, of course, also seen American flags replaced with Palestinian flags, most Americans would rather hang with these UNC frat bros than shrieking lunatics in Cambridge. Now, thanks to the generosity of hundreds, these fellas are poised to host the greatest party their campus has ever seen.